HER MILKSHAKE

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Her milkshake it brings Xenu to the yard

DOUBLE STANDARDS

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double standards if a man did this to a woman he be arrested and we'd never hear the end of it (Roasrio Dawson, Paul Rudd, Eva Mendes)

THE WAY YOU FEEL

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The way you feel when you pour a bowl of cereal and find out there's no milk. -Eminem

AWESOMENESS

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AWESOMENESS a guy that can't speak a word of understandable English, with a mullet, standing in hellfire. That's where it's at. -Jean Claude Van Damme