MY GOD JIM! THERE ARE KLINGONS AROUND URANUS not again (DeForest Kelley, William Shatner)

Dear Twilight Fans: Thank you for making our fans look normal. (Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, DeForest Kelley)

WTF do you expect when you have to make out with a different broad in every episode? Only that one looks more like Spock. (William Shatner, DeForest Kelley, Leonard Nimoy)

HALF THE FUN OF SEX is telling your friends about it the next day (William Shatner, DeForest Kelley)

Umm...hi. This is Orson Welles. Yeah...that whole broadcast was just a joke. There was no invasion. This will never work. (Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)

Karaoke: it's highly illogical (Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)

What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? (DeForest Kelley, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)