I get the feeling that McCoy mocks me behind my back. -DeForest Kelley

"My thumb tastes weird." "Yet, my finger tastes...fine." -DeForest Kelley, Leonard Nimoy

Damnit, Jim You made him lose The Game! -DeForest Kelley, Leonard Nimoy

Jim, it's a cat turd. -DeForest Kelley

Guard! Make him stop playing that damn harmonica!! -Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley

Chuck Norris? Kicked his ass! -DeForest Kelley, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy

L.L. Bean Fall 2365 -Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, DeForest Kelley