We Found Him!

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We Found Him!
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McCoy to Enterprise. We found the drunk-ass. -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley

Scotty, Two To Beam Up!

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Scotty, Two To Beam Up!
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Jim! That alien has a weapon! Captain, permission to change shirts with you, Sir? F*k no!!! -DeForest Kelley, Some dead sonofabtch, William Shatner

That's Illogical.

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That's Illogical.
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I don't care how illogical you think it is, you pointy-eared idiot. I'm telling you that Mr. Sulu is so far in the closet he is having adventures in Narnia!! -DeForest Kelley, Leonard Nimoy

PLANET OF THE JANITORS

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PLANET OF THE JANITORS
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PLANET OF THE JANITORS Captain Kirk, Dr. McCoy, Mr. Spock, and Mr. Clean. -DeForest Kelley, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy

Bones, Why Won't You Help Me?

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Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a caption writer. -DeForest Kelley, William Shatner