I'm going as myself for Halloween. I was going to go as Michael Myers. But this is scarier.

(Charlie Sheen)

jewish holiday traditions getting weirder every year

(Sarah Silverman)

Ronald McDonald's Post-Op Photo

(P!nk)

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES If Joel Schumacher had his way

(Lady Gaga)

Gozer: The Musical

(Lady Gaga)

the wheels on the bus go round and round the driver of the bus goes "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"