She was Deep... Just Like Her Cleavage!

Favorite
comic,dolly parton,funny,ricky gervais,the office,TV
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If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a pair of t*ts. -Ricky Gervais

ROFLrazzi: The Hero Detroit Deserves

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actor,celeb,comic,funny,Gary Oldman,robocop,the dark knight
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No, no, tell the lawyers.. they're not "batarangs" they're "roborangs"
-Robocop, Gary Oldman

Happy Galentine's Day!

Favorite
parks and recreation,Amy Poehler,comic
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What's Galentine's Day? Oh, it's only the best day of the year. Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home, and we just come and kick it, breakfast-style. Ladies celebrate ladies.