RAY ROMANO as unfunny as he is Italian. PERIOD.

(Ray Romano)

This office needs more me.

(Conan O'Brien)

McHale's Navy. You say sub humans. We say great seamen.

(Joel McHale)

I HAVE A HEDGEHOG. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

(Stephen Fry)

Hellooooo Ladieeeeees... Admiring my Nietzche?

(Conan O'Brien)

jewish holiday traditions getting weirder every year

(Sarah Silverman)

So I thought I was, like, going to Nepal to find myself. Turns out, I was really in Saskatchewan! Who knew Canadians could be so freakin' enlightened?

(Russell Brand)