Edward Scissorhands called. He wants everything back.
This office needs more me.
So I thought I was, like, going to Nepal to find myself. Turns out, I was really in Saskatchewan! Who knew Canadians could be so freakin' enlightened?
Comedian Phyllis Diller has died, reports TMZ. She was 95.
Thanks for nearly a century of laughs, Phyllis! You and your comedy will be missed!
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