HAHAHAHA! He's coming back for at least another thousand lifetimes! -Russell Brand, Dalai Lama

-Nick Cannon

IS IT ME... OR IS THAT RAISIN ON THE CARPET MOVING? -Jerry Seinfeld

DONT BE DESPERATE explore. -Jimmy Kimmel, Robert Downey, Jr.

-Gary Oldman

I was sexy before being sexy was sexy. -Conan O'Brien

-Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski