Scumbag Chuck Norris

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Makes entire fortune off of Far Eastern martial arts. Hates that non-Christian holidays are recognized. -Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Tops Van Damme's Split With an Epic Christmas Split

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CGI Chuck Norris is better than the real Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Talk Dirty To Me...

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Welcome to the Chuck Norris Sex Chat Line -Chuck Norris

Almost Better Than Voting Republican!

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Sick of politicians who don't come through on their promises? In 2012, vote for a man who literally has patriotism for blood. CHUCK NORRIS: He bleeds red white and blue

(Chuck Norris)

Who are YOU voting for?

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