I like to thank... who am I kidding all my friends are dead -Christopher Plummer

Gave That Btch Some Scenery Btches Love Scenery -Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer

-Christopher Plummer, Glenn Close, Jonah Hill, Meryl Streep, Pharrell Williams, Melissa McCarthy, Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer, Rooney Mara

(Christopher Plummer, Nick Nolte)

(Christopher Plummer)

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