Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!

Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!

Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!

Santa Claus, who looks a lot like Matt Damon under that beard, wants you to give the best gift of all this Christmas: the gift of clean water.

And though it sounds like a very kind and thoughtful gift indeed, the children just aren't having it.

WE NEED A FECKIN' HOBBY

(The Duggars)

Never work with children or tarantulas

(Prince)