(Tina Fey, Kim Jong-Il's ashes)

And that's where Charlie Sheen slept... -Contagion

Having been hugely impressed with the Charlie Sheen HyperFlesh mask, Nick commissions a cheaper, lesser know mask creator to make one based on his likeness

(A fan [?] of Nicolas Cage)

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Not sure whether to choose joke about two and a half men... ... or about lemonparty

(Sylvester Stallone, Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito)

I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.

(Charlie Sheen)

How is Danny Devito the most likeable person in this room?

(Sylvester Stallone, Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito)

Charlie Sheen was right. WINNING.

(Jack Nicholson)