-Avril Kroeger, Chad Levine
After spending time together in the recording studio making the worst music ever of all time, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger and punk toilet Avril Lavigne decided to get married after dating for six months. Six miserable months. Six excruciating months of going on dates to Applebee's or Tim Horton's or something, then deciding that no other humans will ever love them and settling on each other.
Ugh. Gross though. Seriously... these two? Boo. Boooooo! Congrats on ruining EVERYONE'S day and probably their week also, you turds.