Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.
Our submitter says: "When we were getting ready for our Batman-themed nuptials, we were having trouble finding a cake topper that combined the playfulness we wanted with the elegance a wedding calls for (in some opinions). Handmade from aluminum stripping and plastic beads, we think this (somehow) found the mark. The best part: we made it together."