FALSE ADVERTISING smart water doesn't actually make you smart. Sorry Britney. -Britney Spears

-Katy Perry, Britney Spears

Poor Japanese. They thought the tsunami was devastating. -Britney Spears

Vapid is as vapid does. -Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera

Just heard my own song on the radio. -Britney Spears

-Adele, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera

-Britney Spears