DAMN YOU... ANGRY BIRDS!!

(Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie)

Yeah sure...good luck getting thin! -Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill

Spooning. Your doing it wrong. -Brad Pitt

I ALWAYS HAD PRETTIER HAIR THAN YOU JEN. GO ON CRYING. -Brad Pitt

IT'S LIKE I LIVE IN HER PUPPY MILL -Brad Pitt

Like this? Yeah, now don't move. -George Clooney, Brad Pitt