I was elected to lead, not to read!
WHO KNEW GETTING EVERYTHING WOULD BE SO EASY? I'M BORED
Edward can't masturbate. so... Let's just say he has a lot of free time...
THIS...THIS...THIS...WEDDING IS BORING. ITS...ITS...PEDANTIC...ITS...ITS...NOWHERE...ITS..........
WHEN CAN I GET BACK TO SCREWING UP MY LIFE?
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