I have the boniest weiner right now. -Betty White

BETTY WHITE The only person who makes being old look fun. -Betty White

-Amy Poehler, Betty White

A big birthday shout out to Betty White, who turns 90 years old today! Gurl, you still fly!

Remember our deal... I kiss the snake; You get a decent haircut!

(Betty White, Slash)

The Password is "kiss my ass!"

(Betty White, Jimmy Fallon)

To Everyone who said you couldn't make a comeback at 88.. Drink up, A**holes!

(Betty White