All we have to do is promise to stop making movies and they'll leave us alone...

(Nicolas Cage, Nicole Kidman)

Can't Act Disregard Shirt

(Matthew McConaughey)

DAMN IT!! I WAS SHARK BOY! WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK WITH THESE AMATEURS?!

("Twilght")

Oh Look, a tool and a wrench.

(Tim Allen)