Gross mis-interpretation of the phrase: "I'd love to have an 11 carat ring!" -Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher

When I said I was a vegetarian I wasn't expecting this -Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher

kelsos hands do you wanna know (Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace)

Can You Give These To Your Mom For Me? (Jennifer Garner, Ashton Kutcher)

Milk Time: my nipples explode with delight (Ashton Kutcher, James Franco)

Men: some just don't get it (Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher)