I don't always pray. But when I do, I pray to Crom. -Arnold Schwarzenegger

If you thought Arnold Schwarzenegger's audio commentary for Conan: The Barbarian was good, then you're gonna love this! Be warned, the alien chick with three Dairy Queens makes a momentary appearance, so this video is technically not safe for work.

-Arnold Schwarzenegger, ET

If you can't dazzle them with your manliness, riddle them with bullets!

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Arnold and the Technicolor Assh*le Coat

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Arnold's statue doesn't accurately portray him. His ego is so much larger than this. -Arnold Schwarzenegger