From the Michael Bay Gardening Collection

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From the Michael Bay Gardening Collection
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Yes, much better on my knees. Who hasn't wanted to do the weeding with an automatic weapon? -Arnold Schwarzenegger

Some People Have No Appreciation for Verse

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Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him... a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. Sooo... do you want it with the glow-in-the-dark eyes or not? -Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Cameron

None Were Spared, Not Even The Posies!

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Just read about reincarnation. Violently opposed to coming back as a corsage. -Arnold Schwarzenegger

Infinite Schwarzenegger Gearing Up

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I made it to 2:38 assuming something would happen. :( How stupid of me. -Arnold Schwarzenegger