It's a Major Award!

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It's a Major Award!
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-Angelina Jolie's leg, A Christmas Story

Ooo Gurl, That is One Serious Drumstick!

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Ooo Gurl, That is One Serious Drumstick!
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-Adele

I know I promised yesterday that there would be no more jokes about Angelina Jolie's leg, but technically this isn't a Jolie leg joke. It's a fat joke. We're still friends though, right?