she asked me if i was...jelly?
1988 was a simpler time. A time when Angela Lansbury could make workout videos, for example.
I WAS ASKED "NOT " TO COME TO THE WEDDING.
LIKE IT'S MY FAULT SOMEONE TURNS UP DEAD WHEREVER I GO!
ANGELA LANSBURY IS USING VIRTUAL REALITY your argument is invalid
All I said was I've found another body and he just hung up!
Phone Rings. Somebody Says Hello. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.
You have a phone call. I think it's from the Internet. Nickelback sucks! Screw Nicolas Cage! Justin Bieber is a lesbian! 5 Twilight movies is 5 too many! Lady Gaga is weird looking!
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