-Adam Scott, Nick Offerman, Aubrey Plaza, Rashida Jones, Amy Poehler, Louis CK, Chris Pratt, Aziz Ansari, Rob Lowe* (technically he was already famous because HANDSOME and 80s but whatever)

The guy in the middle's only a quarter century late for Culture Club. -Amy Poehler, John Krasinski, Tracy Morgan

-Amy Poehler, Betty White

Fortunately, "Hillbillies on Ice" became a monumental flop during the "I Married my Sister" routine. -Amy Poehler, Will Arnett

Quit twisting my nipple, I AM NOT A TV SET!! -Amy Poehler

Dear Penthouse... -Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Tina Fey