Their love will keep them safe, don't worry.
Fictional multi-millionaire pop sensation K'ronikka appears in what was supposed to be a parody video for "The Onion" but instead perfectly summarizes everything that is wrong with music and the entertainment industry in only two minutes.
I understand that doing parody well is what "The Onion" is known for, but this was TOO perfect not to post.
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Bill Murray proves time and time again why he's the freakin' man. Not long ago, he crashed a bachelor party and gave the best life advice ever given at any event ever, and just recently he decided to join Ashley Donald and Erik Rogers in their engagement photos.
I turn around and I see Mr. Murray standing there with his shirt pulled up and belly proudly on display which he is patting pretty loudly in an attempt to make the couple laugh – Needless to say I was stunned and I invited Mr. Murray to join the couple for a quick shot – He obliged and congratulated them and went on his way… leaving behind an extremely happy couple and this photo that will be forever remembered by this couple (and us!!!).
We can only guess that Murray told them that on their wedding day, they will receive total consciousness.