THE JEDI ORDER more secretive and silly than the masons. -Alec Guinness

SCREW THE DARK SIDE sure, they have cookies, but the Jedi have tiki parties and alcohol. -Alec Guinness

I'm beginning to question your teaching methods. Just drop your pants. -Alec Guinness, Mark Hamill

Oh God how did this get here...I am not good with computers -Alec Guinness

The women frighten easily...But they'll be back...and in greater numbers... -Alec Guinness

May the PARTY be with you -Alec Guinness