Set humor to ludicrous speed!

-Alec Guinness

Caption ALL the celebrities!

-Alec Guinness, Star Wars

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

You GOTTA stop calling them "sand people" in public! -Alec Guinness, Mark Hamill

The Force is like, part of everything, man. It's in you, it's in me, it's in this glass of 'shroom tea, dude. It's groovy! And the establishment is trying to stamp it out! 'Cause they fear it. -Alec Guinness

Welcome to Heaven now let me get you something. -Alec Guinness

Hello? I'm selling cookies to raise money to send young jedi's to space camp. -Alec Guinness