How is Danny Devito the most likeable person in this room?

(Sylvester Stallone, Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito)

Let's not put the caption over the best part okay?

(Harrison Ford)

How long did you say the internet would be down?

(Ryan Gosling)

DAT ASS

(Taylor Lautner)

No, this is Patrick.

(Zach Galifianakis)

Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full; One for my Master, One for my Dame, And one for the little F@#%er That lives in down the lane.

(Jack Nicholson)