Never Gonna Happen...

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Yeah sure...good luck getting thin! -Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill

Behind Every Successful Woman...

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Behind every successful woman is a line of men trying to knock her off. -Scott Glenn, Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS

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Alcoholics Anonymous: I have a good feeling about my new sponsor. (Jack Nicholson)

That's My Boy!

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You totally woulda banged your sister! Shut up, dad. -Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves

Nice Work, Bro!

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That moment when a girl says you're cute. -Alan Ruck, Matthew Broderick