Real Vampires Don't Sparkle In The Sun

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Real vampires don't sparkle in the sun, they get toasted. -Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton

My Hair Is Ready. LET'S ACT!

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Poorly written script??? Crappy Director??? My acting skills can make up for that... -Nicolas Cage

Slater, You Delicious Hunk You!!

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Oh. He's walking the dog and taking the baby for a stroll?? I didn't even notice. -Mario Lopez