Real Men Have Chest Hair. -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy

Jim, you'll never pass as a hobbit unless you have pointy ears and a cloak. -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy

"Must. Get. Out. Of. Jell-O. Mold!" -William Shatner

Careful! You almost cut through my Spanx. -William Shatner

Captaining the USS Chuckwagon wasn't quite as glamorous. -William Shatner

Long lost tape of William Shatner auditioning for Labyrinth. -William Shatner