Not Again...

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I'm sorry Captain, but the dry cleaning lady shrank all your uniforms, (Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner)

Scotty, Two To Beam Up!

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Jim! That alien has a weapon! Captain, permission to change shirts with you, Sir? F*k no!!! -DeForest Kelley, Some dead sonofabtch, William Shatner

Now That's A Good Deal!

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Priceline lets you name your own price... even on space hookers. (William Shatner)