Madonna Wants to Collaborate with Obama, Eats Pizza

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Over the weekend, Madonna answered a BUNCH of questions from fans and onlookers in this weird Q&A session. She goes way too far into detail on odd topics and reiterates that she is very much a rebel and very much has a heart, thus explaining the title of her most recent album: Rebel Heart

It's so quiet and strange and she mentions Drake multiple times.

"Don't kiss Drake no matter how many times he begs you to"

Because this happened and she just doesn't want you to forget about it.

At least she seems to have taken out her grill for this one.

Madonna's Kiss Only Makes Drake Sadder

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Why is Madonna everywhere all of a sudden? Including in Drake's mouth?

She surprised his Coachella set this weekend with an unwarranted smooth, leaving him seemingly appalled at the oral intrusion. 

Remember when she kissed Britney Spears?

That was 12 years ago. Congrats on your old.

Madonna Explains Her Jokes in an Uncomfortable Stand-Up Attempt

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Jimmy Fallon gave her the microphone and she took it.

...All the way to Terrible-burg.