It's a Grammy dude, not Rihanna's neck. Calm down. -Chris Brown

Why did I wear so many icy hot patches. -Chris Brown

I make 100,000 a night For pressing "Play" and "Stop" on my MacBook -Skrillex

Adele, you've just won 6 Grammys, what are you going to do next? I think I'll ride by my ex's house and thank him. -Adele

-Fergie

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IMPRESSION not too bad actually -Katy Perry

EXACTLY WHO, or what, the hell is "Skrillex?" -Skrillex