Remember when she was on the Disney Channel? Because she was on the Disney Channel.

You don't have to suffer alone... be here when Justin Bieber wins awards for his "craft" and see us instantly make fun of him on this blog! Hang out and chat about the state of music during the music industry's self-congratulatory award ceremony.

-Beyonce

-Adele

I know I promised yesterday that there would be no more jokes about Angelina Jolie's leg, but technically this isn't a Jolie leg joke. It's a fat joke. We're still friends though, right?

("Hugo")

-Seth Rogen

Create a caption for tonight's 84th Annual Academy Awards here!

YOUR GRANDMA she met Adele. -Paul McCartney, Adele