The first human I ever met was named Jack Harkness. So naturally, I assumed you were a physically affectionate species.
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Celebrities always seem to have something charming to say, but here's an example of how that's just simply not true. Samuel L. Jackson and Victoria Beckham seem to be working with a dull pair of scissors to cut through that awkward silence during the men's finals at Wimbledon. Line!