Dear Life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a direct challenge!
Well I say we take that new sump pump right back to Home Depot.
-Winona Ryder, Sigourney Weaver
"Reply hazy"?? "Try again later"??
Ok, here's the plan... if you flip the angry bird up here, it'll drop the rock on the piggy's fort.
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH much worse in space
-Star Wars, Aliens
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