They can bill me. -Sigourney Weaver

Who's a good girl!!!??? You are! Yes you are! -Aliens

I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF ALIEN REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS. -Sigourney Weaver

COME AT ME BRO! -Sigourney Weaver

Oh, no you don't, b*tch! Those Jimmy Choos are MINE! -Sigourney Weaver

SPACE CRABS You ain't getting rid of THESE with no cheap bottle of shampoo from the Wal-Mart Pharmacy!! -Sigourney Weaver

"LISTEN! I'M SORRY I SAID YOUR BABIES ARE UGLY!!" -Sigourney Weaver