Speed Dating sometimes it works, sometimes you become a hostage. -Wallace Shawn, Robin Wright

I lied...
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

You didn't do the work and you expect to pass the class? -Bill Cosby

Come on, everybody deserves a 24th chance. -Charlie Sheen

You sir, just got told. -Bill Cosby

Original artwork by Brickhut.

That moment when a girl says you're cute. -Alan Ruck, Matthew Broderick