The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
Sorry sea star, I'm afraid you're not long for this world with big bad sharks all over the place.
I like my bling a little whimsical.
I wish my breakfast could be this cute every day. Kitty cakes! Kitty coffee! Cute cute cute!
This squirrel is ready and willing to barf gravy all over your turkey just like the creamer pitcher we had as a kid that looked like a cow barfing milk. Thanks for the memories, squirrel!
I've often lamented the demise of calling cards in the last few generations. Let's encourage the next generation to pick up where we left off.