Real puppies slobber too much, this is perfect.
Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!
Even if you aren't near your family, you can have a family of your own on the shelf.
Hi! Hiiiiiii! Hello! Can I help you take something out of the oven? How about now? Now?
Can't you just see her gamboling in a thicket with butterflies and rainbows?
Meta tie is meta. At least it's always properly tied.