Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.
Death never smelt so good.
It's a cupcake. No, a cookie that looks like a cupcake. But a zombie cupcake, because it's green and has a bloody bite taken out of it. Do cookies that look like cupcakes have brains?
When good bread goes bad, and fights back!
If you've got great ribs, show them off.
Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!
Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.