If you've got great ribs, show them off.
Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.
If the zombies do come for you in the night they'll think they're too late. Guaranteed to wake up again!
Moar brains! Less military!
Cupcakes are perfect all year round, but right now it's all about the zombies.
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!