Kitty, don't look so shocked. You're designed to hold whatever I want you to. No judgment.
Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!
Now that it's for reals Spring out here and I've changed my haircolor to help feel brighter and sunnier, I'm craving super bright flowers and sunny little sweets.
I've never wanted to cuddle with Pikachu more!
If only the scent of a daffodil was something you could make into a flavor of frosting. Get on it, science!
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!