You and I fit together just right, love.
You're welcome to live at my place, just please don't munch my garden!
He's sad that you found out about his delicious fruity center. Don't worry, I won't tell!
Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!
Hi! Just a friendly reminder to maybe skip the Pop Tarts and go for some fruit!