He's sad that you found out about his delicious fruity center. Don't worry, I won't tell!
The man's big yellow hat has gotten a little out of control these days. That hat is massive! Or is George now a little pygmy monkey? Either way, I understand what's going on so much better now that it's clear that the hat is stuffed with cake.
Wouldn't this springtimey cake make a lovely hat for a garden party? I went to a wedding performance art thing once where there was a girl dressed as a wedding cake with real cake on her hat. She wandered through the party and bent down so people could take bites. I'm pretty sure anyone with an edible hat would be the life of the party.