I'm so glad someone realized that if you dip a marshmallow in yellow candy coating, it looks like a Lego minifig. Hey grumpy, cheer up and enjoy your last few precious moments on this earth!
I'm feeling all things yellow these days and stationery is no exception. Cheery!
No matter how cute your clippers are, thou shalt not clip thine nails on public transportation or in an open office. Thank you.
Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!
You and I fit together just right, love.
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.