Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.
Don't worry, these hedgies are not pokey at all, just soft and warm and there for you when you need them.
I don't even care that the bunny has that smug "I'm better than you" look on his face, he's still adorable!
I have a small menagerie of pocket pets on my desk here. This wise little dude would be a perfect addition to the family.