Ugh, your steaks always taste like sawdust.
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
I've got Instagram photos of food I need to wear, stat!
When you've got a cold, the sad flowers on a tissue box are hardly comforting. This guy uses the simple skill of breathing to help you out.
This is one cloud that could follow me everywhere and I wouldn't mind!