Ugh, your steaks always taste like sawdust.
When you've got a cold, the sad flowers on a tissue box are hardly comforting. This guy uses the simple skill of breathing to help you out.
These little wooden birdies will fly to you all the way from Slovenia to enhance any outfit! Isn't that nice of them?
Honor the ancestor of the paper. I loved you, tree!
Ah the romance of a sweet old typewriter! Your great novel is still there, just under the surface. You'll write it someday!