From the file of "Things That Look Like Other Things" comes this awesome magic apple!
Ugh, your steaks always taste like sawdust.
My mom had some antique cookie molds when I was growing up. I don't remember her ever actually using them but they were so pretty, I used them when I played with Play-Doh.
How are you standing there without a spine?!
My, what big eyes you have, Babushka.
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
Horse, don't look so forlorn. You're going to look so good on my bedside table! Most fashionable horse in my whole house!
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